Write for 20 minutes (without editing) in any style using this word: BEND
In the world of the toilet there is one thing that is most important. The bend. If you don’t have a u bend then you wouldn’t be able to keep the water in the toilet bowl and the whole thing would stink. Let’s hear it for bends. The bends are also important in another aquatic activity. For some reason they call it the bends if you come up too fast and don’t allow the nitrogen dissolved in your blood to escape via your lungs. It turns into bubbles at the sudden release of pressure in exactly the same way that opening the cap of a bottle of soda water suddenly releases the pressure and the dissolved carbon dioxide comes out. Was it Fran who showed us that in the BSAQ classes? I wish I knew where she was, but then, what would I say to her. I contacted Katherine, after all, but couldn’t think of anything to say to her either. Maybe I should ask her, she’s the psychologist after all. Another bend that features prominently in life at the moment is the one you attach to PVC pipes to make them go through a 90 degree turn. Very useful they are too, they’re called elbows and you can make all sorts of things. We’ll be making cages for the outdoor tanks so that we can keep several fish stocks and not have the predators eat them.Bending over to pick up a tee after a good drive is a great feeling. It’s not so great when you’ve just smacked one into the out of bounds area. Sometimes I don’t even bother picking up the tee, and just swish at it with the club, or sometimes smack it further into the ground with the club. Of course I have to hit another ball so I choose a new tee that hasn’t previously offended (to my knowledge). And then there’s the old joke: Why did Romans build straight roads? Because they didn’t want to drive their horses round the bend. Hah ahaaha. I was going to write a series of whodunnits based on ancient Rome and it’s civilisation. I might still do that. I’d love to write a good whodunnit. Perhaps I should start with a play. I need a good idea or two for a one act play for next year’s drama festival. Bend doesn’t seems a terribly good subject at first sight, but could it be? Maybe I could do a play where one of the characters thinks someone is stuck in the u-bend of his toilet? Maybe it becomes a god thing or nature of belief idea? I could call him John.
No that would be too silly. Then again, they like Are You Being Served up here so why not? No joke is too obvious for the people of FNQ. Bending the elbow is something I don’t really do any more. But this is more to do with the fact that I was never addicted to drink, I was addicted to intellectual conversation, and I found that in Paris, but sadly the local bars here seems to be completely devoid of it. If you want a drink here you need to be thinking along the lines of accompanying it with a fight rather than a conversation. This writing might be quite good fro the intellect though. There was a think in the news about scientists who have discovered a material that could bend light. Maybe the invisibility cloak is not too far away. Harry Potter would have died really young if he hadn’t had that invisibility cloak. Is it too unfair to say that it was a very handy contrivance for the plot? Need to get Harry into or out of a tight spot? Use the cloak. Who cares? I wish I’d written those books.
In the world of the toilet there is one thing that is most important. The bend. If you don’t have a u bend then you wouldn’t be able to keep the water in the toilet bowl and the whole thing would stink. Let’s hear it for bends. The bends are also important in another aquatic activity. For some reason they call it the bends if you come up too fast and don’t allow the nitrogen dissolved in your blood to escape via your lungs. It turns into bubbles at the sudden release of pressure in exactly the same way that opening the cap of a bottle of soda water suddenly releases the pressure and the dissolved carbon dioxide comes out. Was it Fran who showed us that in the BSAQ classes? I wish I knew where she was, but then, what would I say to her. I contacted Katherine, after all, but couldn’t think of anything to say to her either. Maybe I should ask her, she’s the psychologist after all. Another bend that features prominently in life at the moment is the one you attach to PVC pipes to make them go through a 90 degree turn. Very useful they are too, they’re called elbows and you can make all sorts of things. We’ll be making cages for the outdoor tanks so that we can keep several fish stocks and not have the predators eat them.Bending over to pick up a tee after a good drive is a great feeling. It’s not so great when you’ve just smacked one into the out of bounds area. Sometimes I don’t even bother picking up the tee, and just swish at it with the club, or sometimes smack it further into the ground with the club. Of course I have to hit another ball so I choose a new tee that hasn’t previously offended (to my knowledge). And then there’s the old joke: Why did Romans build straight roads? Because they didn’t want to drive their horses round the bend. Hah ahaaha. I was going to write a series of whodunnits based on ancient Rome and it’s civilisation. I might still do that. I’d love to write a good whodunnit. Perhaps I should start with a play. I need a good idea or two for a one act play for next year’s drama festival. Bend doesn’t seems a terribly good subject at first sight, but could it be? Maybe I could do a play where one of the characters thinks someone is stuck in the u-bend of his toilet? Maybe it becomes a god thing or nature of belief idea? I could call him John.
No that would be too silly. Then again, they like Are You Being Served up here so why not? No joke is too obvious for the people of FNQ. Bending the elbow is something I don’t really do any more. But this is more to do with the fact that I was never addicted to drink, I was addicted to intellectual conversation, and I found that in Paris, but sadly the local bars here seems to be completely devoid of it. If you want a drink here you need to be thinking along the lines of accompanying it with a fight rather than a conversation. This writing might be quite good fro the intellect though. There was a think in the news about scientists who have discovered a material that could bend light. Maybe the invisibility cloak is not too far away. Harry Potter would have died really young if he hadn’t had that invisibility cloak. Is it too unfair to say that it was a very handy contrivance for the plot? Need to get Harry into or out of a tight spot? Use the cloak. Who cares? I wish I’d written those books.